The (almost really) Complete Works of Lewis Carroll

Disillusionized

Source: The College Rhymes, June 1862

A different version (often titled “My Fancy”) can be found in Life and Letters, pp. 66–67; with the following differences: “With years” instead of “Her years”, “find they were” instead of “find them”, “a dozen” instead of “two dozen”, “curly” instead of “curling”, “turned” instead “grown”, second verse missing, “And if you were to ask me how”, “believe me” instead of “believe it”.

Parody on Alice Gray by William Mee

I painted her a gushing thing—
Her years perhaps a score;
I little thought to find them
At least two dozen more!
My fancy gave her eyes of blue,
A curling auburn head;
I came to find the blue a green,
The auburn grown to red!

I painted her a lip and cheek
In colour like the rose;
I little thought the selfsame hue
Extended to her nose!
I dreamed of rounded features—
A smile of ready glee—
But it was not fat I wanted,
Nor a grin I hoped to see!

She boxed my ears this morning—
They tingled very much—
I own that I could wish her
A somewhat lighter touch:
And if I were to settle how
Her charms might be improved,
I would not have them added to,
But just a few removed!

She has the bear’s ethereal grace,
The bland hyena’s laugh,
The footstep of the elephant,
The neck of the giraffe:
I love her still—believe it—
Though my heart its passion hides;
She’s all my fancy painted her,
But oh! how much besides!

March 15th, 1862.