The (almost really) Complete Works of Lewis Carroll

Dedicated to a tea-tea. Why? Oh, when?

Source: written for Atty Owen, March 16, 1880

Te veniente die, te decedente canemus.
“From dawn to decline of day, of tea we will utter the praises.”

Give tea to my First: ’tis as round as a ball:
And, when stunted & small,
I ca’n’t spare it at all.

Give tea to my Second: ’tis quite the best way
For concluding delay
When you don’t want to stay.

Give tea to my Third: ’tis a name I assign
To plate, pictures, or wine,
Which is yours and not mine.

Give no tea to my Whole: it will keep her awake,
And her small head will ache,
And a riot she’ll make,
Till, for quietness’ sake,
You supply her with cake.

Lewis Carroll. Mar. 16, 1880